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Some Jokes
Old 02-21-2003, 07:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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things in football that sound dirty
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.

10 things in golf that sound dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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Re: Some Jokes
Old 02-21-2003, 08:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Seen em before.

but :lol: they are still hilarious
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Re: Some Jokes
Old 02-22-2003, 12:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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:lol:
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Re: Some Jokes
Old 02-22-2003, 09:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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yar, i've seen the golf jokes, but not the football ones before :lol:
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Excuse me..

Did you see my dog here?
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Old 08-07-2007, 07:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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really funny lol
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol very funny
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